Me: Where is the cranberry juice I asked you to buy at the supermarket? His response: Publix does not sell cranberry juice.
Archives for February 2017
Babe have you been this Hotel Before?
Because your phones WiFi just activated automatically…..
Did you clean this room like i asked? Husband: I did, but the dog came and messed it up as soon as I left.
Ask wife, did you pass gas? Wife: No the cat must have. Me: Cats not in the room. Wife: don’t you know air travels!!